The D-day came and in my head I had played the scenario of how we would meet, and I would charm him with my beauty while making him laugh with my much appraised sense of humour and after that he would fall madly in love with me; buy me an emerald engagement ring (I’ve always admired that green stone) and how we would have the fairy tale wedding like that of Kanye and Kim K. It was a perfect plan in my head and I couldn’t wait for it to fall in place (lol).
So I had
told my male colleague at work about the dude and he said “how can you go on a date
with someone without first seeing him in this present age? Check his whatsapp or tell him to send you his facebook name.” well since it was coming
from a dude, I decided to check this brother’s whatsapp profile picture again only to find out it has been changed
to a dove. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes at the irony of putting up a ‘holy’ symbol while at the same time lying about not being active on whatsapp. For him to change his profile
picture from a small boy to a dove, he had the time alright and can be
described as active.
That realization
gingered me to come forward with my question. So I called him and asked him to
give me his facebook name and he
wanted to give me same gist like he did for whatsapp
“ehn, it’s someone that opened it for me, I don’t even visit it anymore…blah
blah blah.” I sha insisted that he gives me his facebook name irrespective of his reserve.
Well, I opened
facebook and typed the name he gave
me and… (this is where the soundtrack changes to ghen ghen like in our nollywood movies; lol) what I saw my whole
being couldn’t comprehend. Don’t ask me to explain but just be rest assured
that that date did not hold.
In other
words, my boo scouting continues…
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